Normally I preface these posts with niceties about how we can have full conversations with Addy and she can voice her opinion on things and it’s cool. But we’re smack in the middle of #FuriousFive and it’s mostly me not yelling “well what the f*ck am I supposed to do about it?” That’s generally my stance on life right now though.
Let me tell you a little story about some goddamn fruit snacks.
Lillian is Addy’s friend. Addy keeps 3-4 snacks in her bag for sharing or trading or whatever. Well Lillian showed up and showed out with some new “bunny snacks” and suddenly the Mott’s wasn’t up to par.
And Addy goes “Lillian had these bunny snacks, Mom. They were so good. It was like the best snacks that I ever had.”
Me “ok well I don’t really know how I’m supposed to get them so just…like what do you really want me to do about this?” (see aforementioned stance on life)
Cut to Thursday when my child had the teacher hold Lillian’s empty pack of Annie’s bunny snacks and we were tasked procuring these Annie’s. How Bre, how would you remember which exactly which pack of snacks to buy? She’s helpful.
Anyway, they don’t have them at Kroger so when we were on the way home Addy waited until we were stuck at the light to talk to me.
“So remember how I said Lillian had the best bunny snacks?”
“Yeah I know she had those fruit snacks. They didn’t have them at the store.”
“bunny snacks mom. I put them on the fridge. you never listen to my plans!
We’ve also had some quick gems like
you scared a fart out of me
and
goodness me you almost scared me a heart attack!
Can't stop laughing at this one. That's what I get for reading your post at work. Lol