Let’s just dive right in.
Speaking of , I’m not sure if you’ve noticed the Houston Moms Blog contributor button over there on the side ->. Clearly I am going to be a contributor on the Houston Moms Blog. It’s actually a nation-wide network of moms who blog but since we get to be Houston specific, I get to do Houstony things.
AND speaking of Houstony things, remember when I experienced the best string of concert luck since Demetri Martin had Woodstock at his house?! Well I’m getting another good go at things. Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes.
Saturday, August 24 – DAVE MUTHAF*CKING CHAPPELLE AND THE MUTHAF*CKING FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS ARE GOING TO BE AT THE PAVILLION.
Do you understand the magnitude (POP! POP!) of what I just typed?!
I’m psyhced just typing it. Let me type it again.
DAVE CHAPPELLE AND FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS WILL BE IN MY FACE ON SATURDAY! OH and who did they bring with them? Just my favorite chart maker Demetri Martin. BOOM! I mentioned Demetri Martin three times in one post!!!
I can’t wait to get some t-shirts and non-sensical memoribillia.
AND Mayer Hawthorne will be in town in Septmeber.
(I need to find a .gif of a drumroll)
CHUCK PALAHNIUK IS GOING TO BE IN HOUSTON ON MY BIRTHDAY.
OMG. I’m going in this weekend to get my Fight Club tattoo touched up so it can be ready for my birthday. I mean I need the bubbles re-inked but this is even more of a reason to get it done. And I will take my copy of Fight Club (once I get it back from my sister) that does NOT have the movie poster on it and I will get it signed and then I will go to the bank and get a safety deposit box and keep it in there forever.
Or at least just keep it safe in a shoe box. The thieves go for the safety deposit boxes first anyway according to every bank robbery movie ever.
everything is coming up Millhouse!